Friday, November 2, 2012

Some fun quotes to enjoy Friday

Everyone loves Friday. So lets welcome this weekend with some cool funny one liners.

  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
  • Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
  • Arguing with my wife is like getting arrested. Anything you can can and will be used against you.
  • A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.
  • I see these moms who can do everything and I think.. I should have them do some stuff for me.
  • Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it but there's no need to show it off.
  • Porn movies are actually very positive movies, no bombing, no murders, all love and with *Happy Endings*
  • The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.
  • The word "fuck" goes with anything.

Happy F(un)ridayyy!!!!

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