Monday, November 19, 2012

Funny Quotes About Men

On the occasion of International Men's Day, let me share with you some serious and fun quotes about men.

  • Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. ~ Daniel Tosh
  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
  • I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
  • Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
  • How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? - Oscar Wilde
  • Men are all alike -- except the one you've met who's different. - Mae West
  • Men are easy to get but hard to keep.- Mae West
  • There are three types of men in the world.
    Men that are dominated by women and know it.
    Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
    And bachelors!!
  • It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.
  • Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  • Depending on the way you treat her, she can be your angel sent from heaven or she can make your life a living hell.
  • Men are happy creatures until marriage. 
  • After all happiness is not the only thing in life. Every man should marry.

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