Friday, September 28, 2012

Some Funny Quotes - 1

Some Funny Quotes

  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
  • Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
  • Guess, how to make your dreams come true…. Wake Up!!!
  • I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
  • I am not young enough to know everything.
  • I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
  • I do know everything, just not all at once. It’s a virtual memory problem.
  • I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there’s a decimal point involved.
  • I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it’s because I think.
  • I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better
  • I’d like to grow very old as slowly as possible
  • I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
  • If the going gets easier, you might be going downhill.
  • If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
  • If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there.
  • If you have something to say, raise your hand … and place it over your mouth
  • It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
  • Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.
  • Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
  • Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
  • Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
  • A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
  • A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
  • A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
  • Whats the difference between prayers made in a church and made in a casino………………..the later ones are serious
  • Make something idiot proof and soon someone will make a better idiot.
  • If something is worth doing, it would already be done.
  • Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Some famous Quotes by Bhagat Singh

This photograph was taken by Ram Nath in his photo studio in Kashmiri Gate Delhi before Bhagat Singh went for Central Assembly Hall action in first week of April 1929

Here are some of his famous quotes taken from Wikiquote:

  • One should not interpret the word “Revolution” in its literal sense. Various meanings and significances are attributed to this word, according to the interests of those who use or misuse it.For the established agencies of exploitation it conjures up a feeling of blood stained horror. To the revolutionaries it is a sacred phrase.
  • Revolution did not necessarily involve sanguinary strife. It was not a cult of bomb and pistol. They may sometimes be mere means for its achievement. No doubt they play a prominent part in some movements, but they do not — for that very reason — become one and the same thing. A rebellion is not a revolution. It may ultimately lead to that end.
    The sense in which the word Revolution is used in that phrase, is the spirit, the longing for a change for the better. The people generally get accustomed to the established order of things and begin to tremble at the very idea of a change. It is this lethargical spirit that needs be replaced by the revolutionary spirit.Otherwise degeneration gains the upper hand and the whole humanity is led stray by the reactionary forces. Such a state of affairs leads to stagnation and paralysis in human progress. The spirit of Revolution should always permeate the soul of humanity, so that the reactionary forces may not accumulate to check its eternal onward march. Old order should change, always and ever, yielding place to new, so that one “good” order may not corrupt the world. It is in this sense that we raise the shout “Long Live Revolution.”
  • Any man who stands for progress has to criticize, disbelieve and challenge every item of the old faith.Item by item he has to reason out every nook and corner of the prevailing faith. If after considerable reasoning one is led to believe in any theory or philosophy, his faith is welcomed. His reasoning can be mistaken, wrong, misled and sometimes fallacious. But he is liable to correction because reason is the guiding star of his life. But mere faith and blind faith is dangerous: it dulls the brain, and makes a man reactionary.
  • By “Revolution”, we mean the ultimate establishment of an order of society which may not be threatened by such breakdown, and in which the sovereignty of the proletariat should be recognized and a world federation should redeem humanity from the bondage of capitalism and misery of imperial wars.
    • As quoted in Bhagat Singh and His Ideology (1981) by Shiri Ram Bakshi
  • I emphasize that I am full of ambition and hope and of full charm of life. But I can renounce all at the time of need, and that is the real sacrifice.These things can never be hinderance in the way of man, provided he be a man. You will have the practical proof in the near future.
    • Selected writings of Shaheed Bhagat Singh (1986), p. 65
  • If the deaf are to hear, the sound has to be very loud.When we dropped the bomb, it was not our intention to kill anybody. We have bombed the British Government. The British must quit India and make her free.
    • As quoted in Awakening Indians to India (2008), p. 82
  • Non-violence is backed by the theory of soul-force in which suffering is courted in the hope of ultimately winning over the opponent. But what happens when such an attempt fail to achieve the object? It is here that soul-force has to be combined with physical force so as not to remain at the mercy of tyrannical and ruthless enemy.
    • As quoted in The Sikh Review, Vol. 55 (2007), p. 173

Inquilab Zindabad!!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Some Inspirational quotes from the book “The Alchemist”

The Alchemist

Quotes from The Alchemist

  • “When each day is the same as the next, it’s because people fail to recognize the good things that happen in their lives every day that the sun rises.”
  • “And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.”
  • “Intense, unexpected suffering passes more quickly than suffering that is apparently bearable; the latter goes on for years and, without our noticing, eats away at our soul, until, one day, we are no longer able to free ourselves from the bitterness and it stays with us for the rest of our lives”
  • “We are told from childhood onward that everything we want to do is impossible. We grow up with this idea, and as the years accumulate, so too do the layers of prejudice, fear and guilt. There comes a time when our personal calling is so deeply buried in our soul as to be invisible. But it’s still there”
  • “There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.”
  • “Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure. You’ve got to find the treasure, so that everything you have learned along the way can make sense.”
  • “What’s the world’s greatest lie?” the boy asked, completely surprised. “It’s this: that at a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what’s happening to us, and our lives become controlled by fate. That’s the world’s greatest lie.”
  • “One’s Personal Legend is what you have always wanted to accomplish. Everyone, when they are young, knows what their Personal Legend is. “At that point in their lives, everything is clear and everything is possible. They are not afraid to dream, and to yearn for everything they would like to see happen to them in their lives. But, as time passes, a mysterious force begins to convince them that it will be impossible for them to realize their Personal Legend….whoever you are, or whatever it is that you do, when you really want something, it’s because that desire originated in the soul of the universe. It’s your mission on earth”
  • “Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself.”
  • “Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own.”
  • “Every search begins with beginners luck and ends with the victor’s being severely tested.”
  • “Courage is the quality most essential to understanding the Language of the World.”
  • “When you want something with all your heart, that’s when you are closest to the Soul of the World. It’s always a positive force.”
  • “There is only one way to learn . . . It’s through action.  Everything you need to know you have learned through your journey.”
  • “When you possess great treasures within you, and try to tell others of them, seldom are you believed.”
  • “If you start out by promising what you don’t even have yet, you’ll lose your desire to work toward getting it. ”
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Monday, September 24, 2012

Funny Quotes on Smoking

Some funny Quotes on Smoking

  • Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times. ~ Mark Twain
  • I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there’s a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. ~ Raul Julia
  • I just don’t want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure. ~ Max Cannon
  • Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. ~ Steve Allen
  • Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~ Fletcher Knebel
  • Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. — (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign). ~ Brooke Shields
  • The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
  • A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
  • I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
  • Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
  • To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
  • Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
  • My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
  • I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
  • If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
  • Smokers don’t get to smoke. They have to smoke.
  • The only safer cigarette is your last one.
  • Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.
  • A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!
  • I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!
  • Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.
  • I don’t mind not going to heaven. As long as there are cigarettes in hell.
  • I always say NO to cigarettes.. but cigarettes don’t speak English.So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language.
  • Smoke or not, you die anyway.
  • It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.
  • If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.
  • To know more about LUNG cancer…….keep SMOKING !!

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Quotes that Inspire you to Travel!

I am a big fan of traveling. I like to visit new place around my home every weekend. Personally i am very much impressed by reading few travel quotes. Here i am posting some travel quotes which will inspire you to core to travel. The more you travel the more you learn!!!

Travel Quotes


1. “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.” – Mark Twain
2. “The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he comes to see.” – Doug Lansky
3. “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” – St. Augustine
4. “The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.” – Samuel Johnson
5. “He who does not travel does not know the value of men.” – Moorish proverb
6. “A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.” – John Steinbeck
7. “One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.” – Henry Miller
8. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain
9. “Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.” – Miriam Beard
10. “All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.” – Martin Buber
11. “Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, travelers don’t know where they’re going.” – Paul Theroux
12. “Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
13. “Two roads diverged in a wood and I – I took the one less traveled by.” – Robert Frost
14. “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu
15. “Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.” – Benjamin Disraeli
16. “Travel does what good novelists also do to the life of everyday, placing it like a picture in a frame or a gem in its setting, so that the intrinsic qualities are made more clear. Travel does this with the very stuff that everyday life is made of, giving to it the sharp contour and meaning of art.” – Freya Stark
17. Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quiestest chambers. The mind can never break off from the journey.” – Pat Conroy
18. “Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.” – Seneca
19. “Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation.” – Elizabeth Drew
20. “I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full.”  Lord Dunsany

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Inspirational Quotes by Steve Jobs

Inspirations Quotes by Steve Jobs

“Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.”

“Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me.”

“We’ve gone through the operating system and looked at everything and asked how can we simplify this and make it more powerful at the same time.”

“Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected.”

“I want to put a ding in the universe.”

“I was worth over $1,000,000 when I was 23, and over $10,000,000 when I was 24, and over $100,000,000 when I was 25, and it wasn’t that important because I never did it for the money.”

“The Japanese have hit the shores like dead fish. They’re just like dead fish washing up on the shores.”

“Unfortunately, people are not rebelling against Microsoft. They don’t know any better.”

“Bill Gates‘d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.”

“The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They have absolutely no taste. And I don’t mean that in a small way, I mean that in a big way, in the sense that they don’t think of original ideas, and they don’t bring much culture into their products.”

“My job is to not be easy on people. My job is to make them better.”

“We made the buttons on the screen look so good you’ll want to lick them.”

“Click. Boom. Amazing!”

“You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new.”

“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.”

“Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?”

“A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.”

“Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.”

“That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex: You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple. But it’s worth it in the end because once you get there, you can move mountains.”

“Picasso had a saying: ‘Good artists copy, great artists steal.’ We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas…I think part of what made the Macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians, poets, artists, zoologists and historians who also happened to be the best computer scientists in the world.”

“[Y]ou can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.”

“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. … Stay hungry. Stay foolish.”

 Stay hungry. Stay foolish
We miss you STEVE !

10 Great Quotes on Social Media

Social media has become a part and parcel of everyone's life today. Here are few quotes by some great businessmen.

  • “Social Media is about sociology and psychology more than technology.” – Brain Solis Principal of FutureWorks

  • “Networking is not about hunting. It is about farming. It’s about cultivating relationships. Don’t engage in ‘premature solicitation’. You’ll be a better networker if you remember that.” – Dr. Ivan Misner, NY bestselling author & founder of BNI

  • “Social networks aren’t about Web sites. They’re about experiences.” – Mike DiLorenzo, NHL social media marketing director

  • “Don’t say anything online that you wouldn’t want plastered on a billboard with your face on it.” – Erin Bury, Sprouter community manager

  • “Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you’re thinking before you’ve had a chance to think about it.” –Chris Pirillo, blogger

  • “LinkedIn is for people you know. Facebook is for people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want to know.” – Unknown

  • “This isn’t a direct marketing tool, this is human communication.” Rob Key

  • “Regardless of what may be the hot social media property of any particular month or year, social networking has become a core part of our daily lives.”  Amy Kean

  • “Our head of social media is the customer.”  McDonald’s

  • “If you make customers unhappy in the physical world, they might each tell 6 friends. If you make customers unhappy on the Internet, they can each tell 6,000 friends.” – Jeff Bezos, CEO at

  • “Without Social Media, Internet will be boring.” WorthvieW ( yeah its our feeling )

  • There are two kinds of people in social media –  one set who talks so well regularly and don’t even say Hi .. and the other set who are shy and unfriendly when you meet who are candid and warm-hearted on social media. WorthvieW ( yeah its our feeling )

Please don’t forget to add your favorite social media quotes in the comments below.

Happy Networking,