Thursday, May 28, 2009

Step Brothers Quotes

Some Famous Quotes from " Step Brothers"

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.

Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?

Dale Doback: You.

Brennan Huff: Oh.

Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

Brennan Huff: Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, and we have to go to therapy?

Dr. Robert Doback: Yeah.

Brennan Huff: What the fuck happened?!

Dr. Robert Doback: We're putting the house on the market.

Dale Doback: Where are we moving?

Brennan Huff: Is the house haunted?

Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the fuck up!

Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.

Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?

Dale Doback: Fantasy league.

Brennan Huff: You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!

Derek: Brennan has a man-gina.

Brennan Huff: You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Derek: So, what do we do now?

Brennan Huff: Can we hug?

Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

[Waking up from dreams on top of each other.]

Dale Doback: Oh no, I'm late for school.

Brennan Huff: I'll kiss you on the lips Kenny Rodgers.

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!

Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!

Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Quotes On Life - 1

Here are some quotes on Life

Life is a progress, and not a station. Ralph Waldo Emerson

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Robert Byrne

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost

Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough. Seneca

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. Soren Kierkegaard

Whatever is at the center of our life will be the source of our security, guidance, wisdom, and power. Stephen Covey

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. Theodore Rubin

Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the future is not yet here, and if we do not go back to ourselves in the present moment, we cannot be in touch with life.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer

Birth, life, and death -- each took place on the hidden side of a leaf. Toni Morrison

Life would be much easier if I had the source code. Unknown

Life is the flower for which love is the honey. Victor Hugo

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion.Samuel Johnson

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. - Thomas Fuller

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. - Booker T.Washington

Thursday, May 21, 2009

US Memorial Day Quotes

Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the last Monday of May (May 25 in 2009). Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who died while in the military service.

Memorial Day Quotes

For love of country they accepted death... ~James A. Garfield

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity. ~William Penn

The legacy of heroes is the memory of a great name and the inheritance of a great example.

~Benjamin Disraeli

On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation! ~Thomas William Parsons

Although no sculptured marble should rise to their memory, nor engraved stone bear record of

their deeds, yet will their remembrance be as lasting as the land they honored. ~Daniel


With the tears a Land hath shed
Their graves should ever be green.
~Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Are they dead that yet speak louder than we can speak, and a more universal language? Are they

dead that yet act? Are they dead that yet move upon society and inspire the people with nobler

motives and more heroic patriotism? ~Henry Ward Beecher

Green sods are all their monuments; and yet it tells
A nobler history than pillared piles,
Or the eternal pyramids.
~James Gates Percival

They fell, but o'er their glorious grave
Floats free the banner of the cause they died to save.
~Francis Marion Crawford

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. ~From a

headstone in Ireland

Blow out, you bugles, over the rich Dead!
There's none of these so lonely and poor of old,
But, dying, has made us rarer gifts than gold.
~Rupert Brooke

The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:
Their courage nerves a thousand living men.
~Minot J. Savage

And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
~Lee Greenwood

Is't death to fall for Freedom's right?
He's dead alone who lacks her light!
~Thomas Campbell

They are dead; but they live in each Patriot's breast,
And their names are engraven on honor's bright crest.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Peace to each manly soul that sleepeth;
Rest to each faithful eye that weepeth...
~Thomas Moore

But the freedom that they fought for, and the country grand they wrought for,
Is their monument to-day, and for aye.
~Thomas Dunn English

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. ~Thomas Campbell

Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays.... The grim cannon have turned

into palm branches, and the shell and shrapnel into peach blossoms. ~Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Better than honor and glory, and History's iron pen,
Was the thought of duty done and the love of his fellow-men.
~Richard Watson Gilder

We who are left how shall we look again
Happily on the sun or feel the rain
Without remembering how they who went
Ungrudgingly and spent
Their lives for us loved, too, the sun and rain?
~Wilfred Wilson Gibson

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. ~Joseph


Who kept the faith and fought the fight;
The glory theirs, the duty ours.
~Wallace Bruce

And they who for their country die shall fill an honored grave, for glory lights the soldier's

tomb, and beauty weeps the brave. ~Joseph Drake

Perform, then, this one act of remembrance before this Day passes - Remember there is an army

of defense and advance that never dies and never surrenders, but is increasingly recruited from

the eternal sources of the American spirit and from the generations of American youth. ~W.J.


Cover them over with beautiful flowers,
Deck them with garlands, those brothers of ours,
Lying so silent by night and by day
Sleeping the years of their manhood away.
Give them the meed they have won in the past;
Give them the honors their future forcast;
Give them the chaplets they won in the strife;
Give them the laurels they lost with their life.
~Will Carleton

Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty! ~Lucy Larcom

All we have of freedom, all we use or know -
This our fathers bought for us long and long ago.
~Rudyard Kipling, The Old Issue, 1899

Our battle-fields, safe in the keeping
Of Nature's kind, fostering care,
Are blooming, - our heroes are sleeping, -
And peace broods perennial there.
~John H. Jewett

These heroes are dead. They died for liberty - they died for us. They are at rest. They

sleep in the land they made free, under the flag they rendered stainless, under the solemn

pines, the sad hemlocks, the tearful willows, and the embracing vines. They sleep beneath the

shadows of the clouds, careless alike of sunshine or of storm, each in the windowless Place of

Rest. Earth may run red with other wars - they are at peace. In the midst of battle, in the

roar of conflict, they found the serenity of death. I have one sentiment for soldiers living

and dead: cheers for the living; tears for the dead. ~Robert G. Ingersoll

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. ~Aaron Kilbourn

Our cheer goes back to them, the valiant dead!
Laurels and roses on their graves to-day,
Lilies and laurels over them we lay,
And violets o'er each unforgotten head.
~Richard Hovey

But fame is theirs - and future days
On pillar'd brass shall tell their praise;
Shall tell - when cold neglect is dead -
"These for their country fought and bled."
~Philip Freneau

Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the

coming generations, that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of a free and undivided

Republic. ~John A. Logan

We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. ~Francis A. Walker

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes! ~Maya Angelou

Your silent tents of green
We deck with fragrant flowers;
Yours has the suffering been,
The memory shall be ours.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The story of America's quest for freedom is inscribed on her history in the blood of her

patriots. ~Randy Vader

Spirit, that made those heroes dare
To die, and leave their children free,
Bid Time and Nature gently spare
The shaft we raise to them and thee.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Alas, how can we help but mourn
When hero bosoms yield their breath!
A century itself may bear
But once the flower of such a death.
~S. Weir Mitchell

Their silent wounds have speech
More eloquent than men;
Their tones can deeper reach
Than human voice or pen.
~William Woodman

Their own souls rose and cried
Alarum when they heard the sudden wail
Of stricken freedom and along the gale
Saw her eternal banner quivering wide.
~John LeGay Brereton

They hover as a cloud of witnesses above this Nation. ~Henry Ward Beecher

These martyrs of patriotism gave their lives for an idea. ~Schuyler Colfax

They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.
~Philip Freneau

Ah! never shall the land forget
How gushed the life-blood of her brave -
~William Cullen Bryant

"Dead upon the field of glory,"
Hero fit for song and story.
~John Randolph Thompason

Knights of the spirit; warriors in the cause
Of justice absolute 'twixt man and man.
~Richard Watson Gilder

Fold him in his country's stars.
Roll the drum and fire the volley!
What to him are all our wars,
What but death bemocking folly?
~George Henry Boker

The Flag still floats unblotted with defeat!
But ah the blood that keeps its ripples red,
The starry lives that keep its field alight.
~Rupert Hughes

The hero dead cannot expire:
The dead still play their part.
~Charles Sangster

Friday, May 15, 2009

Quotes on Weekend

Weekend Quotes

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." Ogden Nash

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” Bill Watterson

“There aren't enough days in the weekend.” Rod Schmidt

"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them." John Shirley

“why wait for the weekend to have fun?” Loesje

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” Doug Larson

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” Chuck Palahniuk

"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation." Ogden Nash

"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath." Lyndon B. Johnson

"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through." Anthony Burgess

"Of all the days that's in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that's the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday." Henry Carey

"Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." Joseph Addison

“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..” - Diana Jordan

“We're only a weekend through this and it feels like a month. But we're doing fine.” -Joe Peel

“We had a different third every weekend. It was hard to get on a roll.” Adam Enright

“I'm looking forward to this weekend and maybe see some surprises. It's a great opportunity, and I really think that all of them have the ability to make some noise.” Alan Carter