Quotes on Weekend

Weekend Quotes

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." Ogden Nash

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” Bill Watterson

“There aren't enough days in the weekend.” Rod Schmidt

"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them." John Shirley

“why wait for the weekend to have fun?” Loesje

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” Doug Larson

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” Chuck Palahniuk

"Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation." Ogden Nash


"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath." Lyndon B. Johnson


"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through." Anthony Burgess


"Of all the days that's in the week
I dearly love but one day
And that's the day that comes betwixt
A Saturday and Monday." Henry Carey

"Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." Joseph Addison

“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..” - Diana Jordan


“We're only a weekend through this and it feels like a month. But we're doing fine.” -Joe Peel


“We had a different third every weekend. It was hard to get on a roll.” Adam Enright

“I'm looking forward to this weekend and maybe see some surprises. It's a great opportunity, and I really think that all of them have the ability to make some noise.” Alan Carter