Showing posts with label quotes on men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes on men. Show all posts

Monday, November 19, 2012

Funny Quotes About Men




On the occasion of International Men's Day, let me share with you some serious and fun quotes about men.

  • Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. ~ Daniel Tosh
  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
  • I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
  • Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
  • How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? - Oscar Wilde
  • Men are all alike -- except the one you've met who's different. - Mae West
  • Men are easy to get but hard to keep.- Mae West
  • There are three types of men in the world.
    Men that are dominated by women and know it.
    Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
    And bachelors!!
  • It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.
  • Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  • Depending on the way you treat her, she can be your angel sent from heaven or she can make your life a living hell.
  • Men are happy creatures until marriage. 
  • After all happiness is not the only thing in life. Every man should marry.