Funny Quotes About Men

On the occasion of International Men's Day, let me share with you some serious and fun quotes about men.

• Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. ~ Daniel Tosh
• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
• I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
• Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
• How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? - Oscar Wilde
• Men are all alike -- except the one you've met who's different. - Mae West
• Men are easy to get but hard to keep.- Mae West
• There are three types of men in the world.
  Men that are dominated by women and know it.
  Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
  And bachelors!!
• It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.
• Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
• Depending on the way you treat her, she can be your angel sent from heaven or she can make your life a living hell.
• Men are happy creatures until marriage. 
• After all happiness is not the only thing in life. Every man should marry.